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super yard sale! [09 Aug 2006|04:52pm]
this friday saturday and sunday im having a major yard sale selling everything possible that i do not value.  it should be a fucking blast so come thru chill, sneak off to the graveyard and smoke a blunt with me.  hope to see you there
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[08 Aug 2006|02:28am]

everyone should download the fighting game melty blood.  imagine a pimped out mvc2 with a dope anime storyline filled with vampires and maids and not to mention the sickest combos ive ever seen(you can bounce someone off the ground and continue your combo!)


take a look for yourself


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sometimes i swear to god that im retarded [03 Aug 2006|04:43pm]
im planning a super bikeride to ann arbor/ypsi very soon.  im sure i'll end up dead due to the heat but i mean its only 40 miles from my house  so im guessing 9 hours max.  im super excited, now all i need is floors to sleep on.  awesome!!!  

oh yeah i started a new music project using almost all cat meows as the base.
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i hate technology with a passion [27 Jul 2006|03:05am]
[ mood | terrible and hot ]

its 3 in the morning.  my computer died, said it was missing a file before it would even boot up windows press ctrl alt delete to restart and thats all my computer is good for.  80 gigs down the drain, good bye every episode of samurai pizza cats, cardcaptor sakura, and live action sailor moon and my ghetto tech archive + three 6 mafia super collection. boo hoo.  i had to drag the junker from the basement upstairs, it wouldnt read the modem so i had to dig up my router and install that which finally got me the internet back.  the only problem is that this computer has a tendency to not want to turn on.  oh well better not turn it off.  i went from 80 gigs to 10.  this is gonna be hard getting used to...

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atleast 386 pokemon or more to see, To be a pokemon master is my destiny! [14 Jul 2006|10:40pm]
complete the mission

someone find me a copy of pokemon episode 38: Electric Soldier Porygon(dennou senshi porigon). i dont care about the format or if its subbed id prefer unsubbed but it has to be good/great quality so i can give the full effect.  It is banned everywhere in the world including Japan. During the episode when Ash and co. are with Porygon in Cyber Space, missiles get fired at them from Team Rocket. Pikachu blasts the missiles with Thunderbolt causing a flashing of red and blue which put 800 Japanese children into hospital with epileptic seizures. After this the show was put on a 4 month hiatus and was almost totally banned with Nintendo to be blamed for it.  you must find it!  

bonus mission: episode 18: Holiday at Acopaulo (US Name: Beauty and the Beach). they give james from team rocket breast implants so he can win a beauty contest!  pokemon rules

...i wonder if nick perry knows the pokerap
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kitties and stuff [14 Jul 2006|08:10pm]
so the other day my gay roomate had this fat pig girl over, she was instantly attacked by my cat grumble fuzz,  she kept trying to pick the fuzz up saying that it was abused and she wants to take it away from here,  i was so fucking pissed that someone would think that i or anyone else would ever abuse a cat in this house before she left i had to point out to this retard the amazing life my cat lives.  not only does grumble fuzz have its own room my cat has the biggest bedroom in the whole house.  it also has a king size bed, an air conditioner cable tv and a dreamcast  (yes its my cats room not mine or anyone elses. i have to ask it if i can go in there to play video games).  on top of that the cat gets fed extremely well.  just recently the fuzz brought home a giant bird and was waiting at the front door to show it off. cats only hunt for thier family if they are really happy with them.  my cat may be the meanest  most insane psycho cuddle face in the whole world but it is deffinately not abbused.  ugh i get heated thinking about it.  cham cham is doing extremell well 2.  since i got her she nearly doubled in size. it must be how much she chows down.   im gonna get old and live with hundreds of cats and take care of them all equally well and make a cat fortress for them ehich will turn into a cat mafia maybe i'll get 666 of them so i can have a three 6 cat mafia.  and theyd all be smoking a thousand catnip blunts.
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i actually am gonna go to college! hahahahaha [28 Jun 2006|09:42am]
so i registered for wayne state wooooo, gotta take my placement exams and whatnot.  hopefully i can find a way to make some money to have a place to live in detroit, otherwise its gonna be endless couch surfing until i can find a job and save up enough money to get a place.  all of this seems incredibly wild and out of character for me.  whatever happened to a steady diet of blunts, video games, and spacey keyboards?  i guess its not enough to fill my endless quest for a super cosmic state of mind.
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japanese power rangers kicked more ass [23 Jun 2006|03:08pm]
[ mood | super nerdy ]

find and watch the movie gaorangers vs super sentai, it recaps all of power ranger seasons of the past 25 years(not counting spiderman) and includes all the blood, swearing, sex appeal, and dick punches that were removed from american power ranger episodes. so epic you'll want to cry, plus it has my favorite power ranger attack of all time, milk tornado attack which consists of powering up by slamming a carton of milk followed by gripping up a monster into a spinning pile driver leaving it totally dead! milk truly is the flame of life.

the only thing it left out was japanese spiderman. the first power ranger to have a megazord

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spaced out kid wont you take me on a rocket ride [23 Jun 2006|10:17am]
List seven songs you enjoy right now. No matter what genre, whether they have words, or even if they're not any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now.

1) felix da housecat - rocket ride
2) the mamas and the papas - straight shooter
3) fleetwood mac - the chain
4) super streetfighter 2 - guile's stage
5) daisy chainsaw and hanayo - darling i love you
6) daft punk - digital love
7) a boy and the anything muppets - we are all earthlings

all those songs rule,  in another news i smoked this crazy looking hydro yesterday, it looked almost black and was covered in red hairs.  i was high as hell.  i love how many wacky strains of dro i can get my hands on.
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[18 Jun 2006|02:09pm]
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[17 Jun 2006|11:45am]
i've obtained a super kitten.  all it does is play/sleep, and hang from my bedroom walls begging for everyones attention.  its the cutest thing in the world.  you all should come see her
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so throw your undies on the stage...no wait you're underage! [01 Jun 2006|03:12pm]
so i started working on a set for the show im gonna be playing its mostly all summertime jams due to the nice weather, more electronic dance than booty as of right now but im playing everything from daft punk to 50 cent.  should be badass. demf sucked this year so i have to dso my best to show kids what real electronic music is about.  if you payed 20 dollars instead of sneaking in you're retarded
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dreams are wierd [20 May 2006|07:27pm]
i had 3 consecutive continuing nightmares last night, it started with me, shitboy, and some random nerd from my highschool,  me and shitboy both had hundred dollar bags of chronic and were supposed to meet up with katie at her parents new house in detroit, the neighborhood was a giant circle drive that would just randomize houses every time we walked around it. we finally make it to katie's and her mom tells me that katie left in a car with another guy, that i was shit out of luck and my kind shouldnt be in her neighborhood or they would call the cops, totally depressed i wake up, it was only 7:30 pm so i went back to sleep.  the dream continued with me at the cunningham house with the same bag of grass, only i lived with my dad and not my mom,  2 police officers kick in my door and take my bag of weed, they go on and on telling me how they are going to throw me in prison if i dont dump the pot in my backyard.  then they start to get buddy buddy with me and start showing me their police jackets that have embroidered pot leafs on the back, when i think all is good they sucker punch me take my grass and say if i dont dump all the pot they'll make my father do it instead.  i refused to dump it and they had my dad go onto the back porch, dump all of it on the ground and then make him step on it. at this point im hysterical i lock myself in the bathroom and start cutting myself with a straight razor, end dream # 2.  i go online see that katie isnt up and go back to bed.  im back at the cunningham house sitting in the bathroom but the straightrazor has transformed itself into a shotgun.  at this point i run out of the house shoot my father, blow one cops upper torse off and reload while the other cop calls for backup. i shoot the other cop point blank in the face, turn around and get all my teeth smashed out with the butt of a gun and i drop the shotgun.  the dream ended with me fighting over the shotgun so i can blow my brains out with the last shell knowing that if i dont i will spend the rest of my life looking like a monster in prison.  end of dream 3.  woke up totally out of it wondering what it all meant. then cleaned my computer room until 5:30 pm.
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best game ever [12 May 2006|02:09pm]

whos down to start a derby owners club team with me.  i promise it'll be one of the most addictive games you;'ve ever played
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in all seriousness [19 Apr 2006|01:17am]
i have a bad problem, i've always been into self mutilation but over the past year i've managed to keep it under control because i had someone to help me get by, the past 2 days have been really bad for me and things seem to be getting worse. the person who used to help me has decided being out the the house with friends is more important than my problems. she really needs to think a little more about what love is. anyways, i have been left to my own devices, i've gone past cutting, i've started burning, scraping, sticking myself with safety pins etc etc, im basicly all by myself. people always offer to help but never go thru with it. in the past month i'vre had one aprox 1 visitor. things are getting out of hand and im so scared that i dont know what to do, i keep crying which makes me want to hurt myself more because i think about how im such a baby. if i cant get help im going to have myself committed. i'm losing my mind and i dont know what to do.
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not this world domination [18 Apr 2006|10:09pm]
so today i collected an army of snails that hopefully will grow gigantic so i can slowly slime my way through outerspace riding on their backs in an attempt to take over the moon.

Ini kawatte otiokyo and all that jazz
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[18 Apr 2006|02:16am]
she still wont say it...sigh.
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"Ini kawatte otiokyo!" [17 Apr 2006|08:47pm]
i never update this bullshit, um...i missed what seemed to be a rad show in indiana, but its cool though. i was an extra in a zombie movie the other night. people looked really cool but the guys making the movie were dickheads. i've been smoking large amounts of grass and have managed to knock my spring fever into overdrive. all i want to do is be outside walking around with a large group of people all day smoking pot non stop, eventually get bored and fall asleep next to katherine(i cant handle going a day without her romancing my pants off). i hate being stuck in pontiac. everyone i meet in detroit is cool. i think overall everything is just better there. where else can you down a can of sparks and follow it up with a blunt in the middle of the street in broad daylight? im hoping that all goes well with getting a place down there this summer. i wish i had busfare to go to royal oak or back to katie's.
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lord infamous shoots girls everyday [06 Apr 2006|10:06pm]
One day me and Paul was chillin in the cut dog, jus glidin
A couplea bitches I knew ask for a ride
We just cruisin, jus a little pimpin
Rollin blunts and bumpin
Paul ask the bitch you wanna hit the hotel or something?
The hoes were with it so we fell up in the La Corta
And we smokin mega blunts and sippin on that grape fruit Gin
Now the bitches fucked up and the Scarecrow spittin crazy game
Paul in the corner gettin his dick sucked by the otha dame
Now I got the stallion comin on up out them draws
Oh lord now its type to bang the walls, bang the walls
Now we through but I still think the hoes dont get the picture
Fired up the roach and hit the rest of the liquor
(So whats up where you want us to drop you off to?)
Next thing I know she comin out her purse with a deuce, deuce
I started bustin, with the 80 out the ankle holster
Two wounded bitches in the hotel fuckkin with LoCstaz
Real, real nigga believe in beatin them hoes down
Push her head into the wall until you hear that crackin sound
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i fucking hate everyone. [18 Mar 2006|07:54pm]
when i get paid thursday i plan on buying a cheap shotgun.
if anyone knows where i can find any deals on one let me know!
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